Anthony Cabasino: Legendary Interview with the Legendary Teacher!

Many students have very important questions for their teachers, ranging from class related questions, to an incredibly deep argument about which revolution is better: French or Russian. In some cases, your teachers do not want to answer such interesting questions, but I was able to convince one of the most legendary teachers, Mr. Cabasino, to answer the most important questions, which had been wondered by the many generations of Long Beach High School students. We need answers!

As a reminder, I had to be focused, because at that moment I had to do something that no one before me did. When I was in front of Mr.Cabasino, I realized that I had the power to stop the pain of many students in Long Beach High School who have so many questions for their teachers, so let it begin. I took a breath of air, and asked a first question:

 

Hrabko: Do you teach chemistry?

 

Cabasino: Emmn, no. But my brother does!

 

Hrabko: Which component of the computer would you like to be?

 

Cabsino: I would like to be a CPU. I love to be the brain of a system, do math, and control operations.

 

Hrabko: How would you solve world hunger?

 

Cabasino: Yes, I am gonna say that I would give everyone a chromebook, so they can eat a CPU. That is the reason why people call them ‘chips’.

Hrabko: Intel or AMD?

 

Cabasino: AMD. I hate that intel 13 and 14 series. They have an issue in the last series, which breaks the processor.

 

Hrabko: What is your favorite food?

 

Cabasino: Hmmm. Give me a second. I need to think. It is a tough question. I would say ramen.

 

Hrabko: If you were to be a binary number, would you be a 0 or a 1?

 

Cabasino: A 1 for sure.

 

Hrabko: What is your favorite continent?

 

Cabasino: Antarctica, why? There are 138 volcanoes, and why not?

 

Hrabko: How many liters of water can you drink in 1 hour? Maximum.

 

Cabasino: I feel comfortable saying 2. Or maybe 3. Or maybe 4. But I will say 2. If I will be really thirsty then 3. Final answer - 3.

 

Hrabko: Are you a science or a math teacher?

 

Cabasino: Why can’t I be both, I am an equal, but more mathy person. But I like to read a lot about technology, but I am still great at math.

 

Hrabko: What is the best classroom, like an actual room in school?

 

Cabasino: The one facing the water, certainly. Room 346, smartboard, ocean, great window, love it.

 

Hrabko: Would you rather eat a CPU Intel core i9-10900K or 1 stick of 16gb RAM?

 

Cabasino: Intel chip, because I think it is smaller, so I can eat it easier. I think it would taste bad, which is the reason why I did not call any PC part my favorite food. 

 

Hrabko: What was the best bathroom pass that a student used to go to the bathroom?

 

Cabasino: Between the full desk and the stool.

 

Hrabko: What is your favorite Computer Science joke?

 

Cabasino: How do robots eat pizza? By 1 byte at a time.

 

Hrabko: What is your bench press, maximum?

 

Cabasino: 643.

 

Hrabko: Kilograms or pounds?

 

Cabasino: Write whatever.

 

Hrabko: Okay.

 

Hrabko: Would you prefer to be chill or give extra credit for your computer science classes?

Cabasino: Wait, but I am giving extra credit. So I am chill, yes? I am chill because I give extra credit. Yep, I chose to be chill.